I don't drink
I swear!
I don't rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you, Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee
No, no, no, Sal Minello
I would never stoop so low
Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Hey, fongou, I'm Sandra Dee!