HILLARY: AS I WAS SAYING!!! I had no God. And although, intellectually, I had always found the idea of God, per se, rather far-fetched and revoltingly patriarchal, and organized religion seems, to me, to be little more than another systematic mechanism by which the plutocratic echelon controls the educational and economic underclass, it does also, obviously, provide that subclass a system with which those who feel burdened by sociologically imposed guilt can purge those feelings and continue their lives in a clean, new, virgin state.
(This isn't finished, but I can't do it right this second. If you want this monologue, come back here in a few days.)